最牛的翻译

We two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁啊？

How are you?
怎么是你？
How old are you?
怎么老是你？

You don't bird me, I don't bird you.
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. Brothers! Together up!
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

You me you me
彼此彼此

You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！！

Know is know, noknow is noknow.
知之为知之，不知为不知

Watch sister
表妹

Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's sons can make hole.
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞。

American Chinese not enough
美中不足

One car come one car go, two car pengpeng, people die.
一个车祸现场描述